With two of us having found our way home and one on his way, I figured this would be one of my last entries to the blog. I would say the Operation was a resounding success. All goals set were either met or surpassed. Even the redacted was more amazing than we could have ever expected. No animals were harmed during this Operation. The same cannot be said for our true advisaries, the bugs. It was a bug planet and we unleashed total devastation. By our count, the casualty numbers range from the hundred thousands to redacted. During Operation Funcut, not a single shitty person was encountered while off the bikes. While riding, shitty drivers were a daily obstacle, but did not take away from the trip they just added excitement, terror, and some great laughs.
As with previous Operations once it’s over it’s funny how experiences that you’ve forgotten come back seemingly at random. All of a sudden there you are on a no name road, digging into turns, and involuntarily smiling. There are no pictures of this road and no comments made about it, but there you are. It’s a beautiful thing. The road affects all of us differently but the effects are strangely similar. For example redacted has high blood pressure, but after the trip his readings were normal. I think maybe instead of prescribing meds, doctors should start thinking about prescribing road trips. As for me, I have stomach issues that almost completely dissappeared during the trip. Whether this was due to the riding itself, diet change, or state of mind I do not know. What I do know is that I feel great and I’m excited to see what comes next .
Thank you for coming along.